Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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