Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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