At least make sure they are 18
Why
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My dick has a subreddit
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
