we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
