Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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