That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do vagina's smell?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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