He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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