I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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