that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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