Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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