not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
vagina is talking i cant
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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