playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
