if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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