either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
