If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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