he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I deserve this hangover.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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