dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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