Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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