i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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