Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
