it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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