the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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