: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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