He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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