some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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