My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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