I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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