Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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