Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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