Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
