Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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