I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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