There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is it because I queefed?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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