he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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