I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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