are you still at the devil's house?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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