Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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