Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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