In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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