when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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