What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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