he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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