Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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