i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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