its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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