What a fucking waste of an outfit
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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