The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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