Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We had sex on a dog bed..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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