It's Friday. Sex?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Damn victory sex feels great
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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