Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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