Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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