I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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