So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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