I want leopard sheets
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thats the plan
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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