doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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