all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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