Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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